Friday, May 09, 2008

Main Stream Media + Barack Obama = Orgasmic Love



As the media constantly scrutinizes Obama's relationship with Reverend Wright, whilst giving McCain a total pass on his relationships with equally contentious religious preachers, Scarborough and Carlson have this conversation:

TC: It’s gonna be…It’s gonna be such a great election.

JS: It’s gonna be awesome. Especially when you have the media loving one candidate as much as they love Barack Obama.

TC: It’s more than love. It’s the kind of love that…anybody who’s been a ninth grade boy understands, this species of love. Do you know what I mean?

MB: Wow.

JS: No, it’s true. It’s all-consuming.

TC: It’s red-in-the-face, think-about-you-when-I-go-to-bed, too-embarassed-to-stand-up, sealed-with-a-kiss love. It’s puppy love.

MB: Wow.

JS: It really is.

MB: What are you guys talking about?

JS: No, seriously. The media’s love affair with Barack Obama is all-consuming. It is..it is…no, it really is. It is a ninth grade love affair, where if you say anything about their love interest, they get very red-faced, angry, and emotional. They can’t really think logically about it.
What planet do these buggers live on? They still can't bring themselves to ask John McCain whether he called his wife a c---. And yet Obama is the one getting the easy ride here?

The question deserves to be asked, did McCain call his wife this dreadful word? It has been alleged in a recent book and McCain has pointedly refused to deny it when someone did pose the question, so who is getting the easy ride here?

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